I gotta feeling the economic climate has killed the housewife market
I'm calling you out on twitter if you don't come over right now.
Apparently throwing up on your own cape is still a party foul
i guess it wasn't a booty call since he got home from the club at 6:00 am... he told me to consider it morning sex
What part of "you pissed in the tent" do you not understand?
I sat alone in Buffalo Wild Wings eating chocolate cake on Country Western karoake night. The waiter asked me if I was ok. Twice.
pretty sure I called you last night to sing Hebrew to you.
this just proves how much faith i have in "us".. what should we be for halloween..?
Dude, I puked in the stall for God knows how long. Halfway through, a kid sits down in the stall next to me and starts jacking off, i heard the porn on his phone and everything. so FYI, the middle stall is where good nights go to die
When you and Blake get an apartment I want you to buy this Costco couch I'm currently passing out on.
I'd google it, but I don't really want my search history to say, "Name for masturbating on a flight."
She still didn't believe that he would cheat on her so I finally said "how else would I know that his batman mask is still in the back of his car from halloween?" I think she accepted it
I can't decide which is better: the sex, or remembering that I have ice cream in the freezer after he left
Why is it that the asexual in our group is the one that gets laid the most often??
you tried to drunkinly do the backflip kick off of karate kid and broke the big screen
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