my boyfriend just named your boyfriend's penis.
She made me repeat after her: "I take responsibility for what I put in my own mouth."
omg. why did you never tell me how amazing shitting and smoking is?
i thought this knowledge was automatically promulgated at the age of eighteen?
no. you can't hotbox the world.
My history teacher just took his shirt off cuz the classroom was to hot. And then he invited us all to join him.
Fuck your 100 proof Hot Damn. Do you know what 100 proof vomit tastes like? Anger.
Ok! I picked up an anti-celebratory bottle of champagne on the way to dinner for her going to rehab. That's how I feel about this...
I just fucked her in her boyfriends bathroom... he was in the room sleeping.
Jk. Anyone who everbeers with me is my type.
He was wearing a tux and a big sombrero so it automatically made the flute he was playing totally cool
You decided that walking wasn't in the cards for you anymore
I don't think you understand what laundry day means. I am wearing a swimsuit as underwear and my spanish club tshirt from junior high
It's cool dude. The dank is in the form of premade smores with honey grahm crackers, marshmallow cream and 420 brand choc. bars. NV weed laws have nothing on me.
If I remember correctly I tried to steal a mail truck last night
So basically I really like drugs AND banging cops and it's starting to get complicated
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