But, the reference to being horny and then blending a banana is troubling
That adds atleast one bjs worth of awkward sexual tension between us.
I have your camera. You have 35 naked pictures of me. you're welcome.
no more everclear, i just stood next to the toilet and peed my pants. then went back to the party soaking wet.
would he be offended if i told him that "national coming out day" is october 11. thats subtle enough right?
we knew you were done when they played It's All Coming Back To Me Now by Celine Dion and you started crying
I started drinking at around 8.. Started heavily drinking around 815.
the kid throwing up and laying face down on the deck just asked ME if I'M okay...
I'm going to need to borrow your helmet cam for my Wednesday night blackouts.
This morning my mouth tasted like fruit trees, battery acid, and magnums. Transferring schools was the best decision Ive ever made.
Directions to your booty call: go down the part of Route 66 that has all the car dealerships, motels and bad decisions, go past the Christian college and turn left at the Children's Center.
Rule 1: If any of us dies on a trip, the other two have to 'Weekend at Bernies' the shit outta that corpse...
I texted him in the morning wishing him a day as spectacular as his dick was.
Congrats on graduating and I'm in a cab and need someone to helps keeping me up, do you mind
He told me my car had really nice leather seats right before he jizzed all over them.
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