Come get meeee. I'm stranded in the middle of no where with Paul (?). I think u puked on his friend.
Fiestas. Its like a classier verson of mardi gras.
and then he said "my sister has the same underwear!" please come get me.
after we had sex he went grocery shopping. at 6 am. i've never been more confused in my life
ok perfect im about to bedazzle our mini keg named hans. he is ready to rage
last karaoke night = doing dmx songs with a guy who threatened to stab me. so yeah I'm coming out.
Question: trumpet bong. Can it work.
OMG CHARGE YOUR PHONE I NEED TO KNOW IF THIS IS A GOOD PICTURE OF MY ASS
I think Saturday night will always be a mystery to me, except for buying an excessive amount of birthday shots for everyone and yelling BIRTHDAY SHOTS before every shot.
I am a figure skater. You should know better than to let me get drunk near any patches of ice during Olympics season.
After we hooked up he started to cry and called his mom and told her he wanted to marry me
These morning walks of shame have became my morning jogs
have fuck
*fun
actually forget it have a fuck too it'll do you good
So I've already made 5 bad decisions today, wyd?
As long as it's more "this is where i see an issue" vs "psst.... tiddies" then i have no argument
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