She is in my trunk
I'd be more interested in girls if they were more interested in anal.
I just spilled my beer all over my laptop.. this is what i get for actually trying to do homework
Would we rather be in rehab with the drug addicts or the girls with low self esteem?
It's not called being bisexual its called making out with anyone that has a mouth
Just woke up to find myself cooking eggs on the imaginary stove in my room.
I meant to thank you again for giving up a potential interracial threesome to come to my party. I'm glad you stayed!
all I'm saying is if you're gonna fuck a fat chick do it in a pool it's like zero gravity or something
how did you graduate high school
You are the only person I know who has a fierce hatred for a five year old. Not even five year olds in general, yours is very specific
The other night he asked if I had a condom and I said I had an IUD. and he goes OMG A BOMB?
I had to google some of the kinky sex shit she was telling me she was into.
If that is not a reason to propose to her then I don't know what is
I basically go to him for great dick and great memes.
She's kind of holyer-than-thou, like god himself came down and said "please cock block your roommate at every opportunity, and if you think she's thinking of sex, tell her she's a whore"
If you wear a peguin suit you MUST send me a picture!!!
Profesor just winked at me. This class might be easier than I thought
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