this just has baby written all over it
No vaginas are yucky and I don't think you're old enough to handle one yet
While I was fucking her, they came in and served us both weed from a hookah. best. friends. ever.
that's the nicest way anyone's ever asked me to send them naked pics before...
The guy in the library beside me just whipped out an entire loaf of bread, a knife and a container of peanut butter and is proceeding to make multiple sandwiches.
I could be wrong, but im pretty sure i jumped off the roof after my lighter.
Why would you fall asleep? This is why i cant drink with my lesbian friends anymore. They take my clothes off and get vodka in my top ramen. Only yoouuu can prevent forest fires.
Well, for starters, she called the condom a "dick mask."
At the drs she looked at my back saw your scratch marks and asked "does your back itch a lot?"
We found him flat on his back, sobbing, 'fuck you stars' at the sky. No more everclear for Derek.
Got too starbucks. 3out of the 4 girls working i have ducked and haven't ever called. My coffee has dick written on it. It may contain spit by pumpkin lattes are only once a year
It's the 30 sec rule.... the worst that could happen is I could die
I get so many dick pics from him...He has an unhealthy obsession with his own penis...
I swear to go if the response she sends me something along the lines of who the fuck is Mark Hamill I might need to brake up with her.
I dunno that I'd be trusting enough of junkyard tequila to drink it.
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