I must be too annoying 4 u.
piano lessons. No girlfriend. What's up.
she definitely has that "I'll bang you, but then I'll tell your girlfriend" look to her.
He kissed my cheek and I could smell it the whole way home like shit
The only thing the cop asked me is..... "how are you still alive"?
I'm sober enough to realize she looks like a man, but drunk enough to do it anyways
My tits are coming out a minimum of ten times
The first clue should've been that he literally had shit in his hair. How does that even happen?
I walked in and saw him spread eagle on the couch beatin it, while he just pet the dog that sat there and stared. mom was pissed
I rocked my own world, he was just a prop.
I remember saying to him "Fun fact! If you lie this way it's easier to deep throat!" I even judge me.
I'm getting 800 nuggets from McDonald's
he went down on me while I ate Oreos. I don't know what caused the orgasm.
Said he wanted to wear me as a loincloth. Not sure if sexual or predatory
The night took a wrong turn after I found you smoking a blunt with a midget behind the bar...
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