I'm not going to fuck him in his Honda Fit. That's gay.
you both peed in the photobooth after the pictures were taken.
He told me I had nice tits + they have a great shape. + then proceeded to flatten my boob + show me what the gross tits he's seen look like.
Ive never seen him vulnerable before. He just had surgery and looked so cute on his crutches. like a little baby bird with a broken wing. that i wanted to nurse back to health. with my vagina
and now i get to think about how i fulfill a gay man's harry potter fantasy. thanks for that
Pavlovs bj experiment 2012. Welcome to the program.
Sorry I didn't answer your call last night, I was peeing on the driveway.
literally 50% of my time being 20 has involved my genitals thus far
I think we have it figured out.. She's my wife when she's here and gives me advise on how to get ass when she's 1500 miles away.
You seemed underwhelmed by my smooth, smooth ass
I'm glad he doesn't have a bigger dick because he'd just use it for evil anyway
That's when I realized I was probably naked in the wrong bed
It's not my fault I make her feel like a Taylor Swift album
My mom said "I saw the signs you guys were high, so I made the spaghetti"....so ya, I'd say she definitely knew
Unless my dick prospects improve this year’s Halloween costume will include panties with “DTF” written on them and a push up bra
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