So shortly after drunk sex...she starts crying and saying..." you don't care about me, you never do anything nice for me" so I called her a cab
i cant cry in cvs. not again.
I think she just stepped in a piece of mac and cheese, picked it off the bottom of her foot and ate it.
I feel like today should be a " im going to have sex with you cause its raining and theres nothing else to do" kinda day
just peed on the 7/11 floor and casually left. Omg so drunk
Maybe the downfall to liking really smart guys is that they're to smart to think about sex all the time.
he got kicked out of the bar for falling asleep on the mechanical bull.. then freaked on us cause we wouldnt go to the strip club with him
Yah at one point i was listening to metallica and doing pushups last night. I went thru alot of emotions.
I can't tell if my bong is gender-neutral or not
We put a ban on pants at an unusually early point in the night.
Called my house today and my 10 year old brother answered and asked if I was still in jail
He called me saying he got nice rims for his car so now we can fuck in style
I just need some breakup sex yanno like filthy wish fulfilling breakup sex to make me forget what I never had
Just ate 2 pieces of pizza in the shower.. New low or fuckin brilliant??
If it makes you feel any better I almost got kicked out of the bar for yelling "enjoy your celebratory incest"
I love you.
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