IM NOT LETTING YOU PEE ON ME IF THATS WHAT YOURE GETTING AT.
that girl is introducing herself into your group of friends one dick at a time.
she said and I quote "NO SOUP FOR YOU!!!" and closed her legs.
My penis has a 100% approval rating. He has never received a formal complaint. If you'd like to file one, you can go fuck yourself.
dude you said you were going to be a human flag and climbed the telephone pole and fell in front of a car
We established that I was in 5th grade when she was in her final year of grad school. Her daughter is also in 5th grade.
Cry into your wine glass and then drink the tears, it's like the fountain of youth
Are you up yet? I really want to know if i tried sleeping in a field... i have the vaguest memory of trying to
You're the reason I lose Never Have I Ever
Dude, you were tagged in a stripper FB selfie. That is a whole new level of something.....
Sangria Flip Cup was probably one of our worse drunken decisions
I blew him while the canoe was sinking...I think of it as the better version of the titanic
I never thought I would have to put a band-aid on my penis.
We did it to 80's cardio music. Talk about a workout.
My aunt just dropped me off at the bar, handed me $50 and told me she'd pick me up later if I needed her to. I should've gotten my license suspended a long ass time ago lol
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