Wooohooo! I'm sitting in the car like a creep watching people walk in and out of Blush. Lots of happy people.
David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
dude we were making out and she kept singing the americas next top model song. you wanna be on top?
He just kept yelling "body massage machine go" at random intervals throughout the night
She's more of a "I'm gonna get herpes no matter how great her face looks like" pretty
all I know is I'm really rwfly really really stoned and a bunch of Korean people are yelling at me
You dont realize corn stalks will cut until you run from the cops through a corn field.
Thank God I didn't lose my virginity to that asshole. That woulda been like winnin a raffle ticket for a free bag of dog shit. But with like a really pretty bag. A pretty bag full of dog shit.
All inclusive resorts are actually just places that livers go to die.
that bad?
u-n-l-i-m-i-t-e-d. f-r-e-e. t-e-q-u-i-l-a.
her mom went out of her way to book us a room with separate beds... her level of gay denial is in beast mode
After your flask fell out of your leg brace and you told your RA that it was juice, you tried to unlock your dorm room but your key was attached to your bra so he ended up seeing your boobs
i wear a size 32DD bra. its basically impossible for me to get a speeding ticket
WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU
MANY MANY THINGS AND MOST OF THEM ARE YOUR FUCKING FAULT
It's only 9 and these two girls are already walking around Walmart barefoot and holding their heels. WE NEED TO STEP IT UP.
Lol it's kinda hilarious. I left missing one glass... guage. I feel like Cinderella... but less classy.
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