I'm gunna smoke cigs today. I feel like I'm in that powerful and gritty mood which requires them
I wish Morgan Freeman narrated my life.
HE had a tribal tattoo tramp stamp, jasmine.
He insisted on sleeping in my bed. Had he taken all of my obvious hints I would have sucked his dick. He only wanted to snuggle. My world has been turned upside down.
he tried to convince me he was a seal.. sound effects included. and then asked me to 'be his lady seal'.
Chasing shots by shotgunning beers is not a good idea.
No fireworks. Throwing the old microwave off the deck.
Well some days you just have to get blackout drunk and try to speak Spanish to French Canadian strangers
its like..once you have one emotional drunk night, you can't stop. i feel like i have to end every drunken night in tears and i dont think my roommates think it's heartwarming anymore
Apparently getting dressed is an all-day activity.
All i really wanna do tonight is get drunk with you and dance on tables. is that too much to ask?
The best part of Easter was watching all his colorblind cousins try to find the eggs.
She wasn't one for labels or anything serious really but while she was riding me she yelled marry me. It's like she fucked her self into commitment lmao she realy is a keeper bro
I'd like to have a moment of silence for all the dicks she's broken off
Masturbated while waiting for my face mask to dry, so it was a productive night.
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