what if cement was really a rainbow color they just secretly paint it grey so as not to distract drivers
are you high?
you need to leave class get on facebook and start untagging IMMEDIATELY
I'm up to 9 pic of different guys. I need 4 more boys and each one of the 13 to submit 3 additional pics. I wanna make a penis deck of cards.
I'm the saddest girl in a tutu right now.
I went back to the party but by then they were all sitting on the floor in the dark listening to we are the champions on full blast.
We are there now. They have a giant cock and balls with an eagles face and wings.
I actually bought food at McDonald's as an apology for what I was about to do to their bathroom.
I only listened to his story about leaving the Amish community because I was hoping for a free drink
Note to self:A blacklight toga party at a frat house is a bad idea. Some things cannot be unseen
He took my necklace off while we were 69ing. His tongue never stopped moving either. Take that, guys who can't figure out how bras work.
I'm so glad I can be everyone's guide to the world of fucked up kinks
If he comes over I probably get to fuck him and if he doesn't I don't have to pay him the $60 I owe him for weed. It's a win-win situation.
Actually we have similar relationship styles aka no relationship... it could work
she brought her phone charger to the bar this bitch is ready to drink
We all love a big dick, but you’re going to develop a reputation if you keep asking every guy at the bar ‘how big your dick’
That’s all I’m saying
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