yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
WHY DIDN'T ANYON E TELL ME SHE WAS SIXTEEN
you should probably quit with the whole "no homo" thing, especially when you are drunk, "mo homo"gives the wrong impression.
I told my girl, that I use to jerk off to Star Trek. All she says is, "Oh my gawd, you're such a trekie!". If I was her, I'd be weirded out more than me being a Trek Fan.
I wasn't fucked. I was just drunk, because i was still able to walk into the woods and masterbate.
I woke up to my dog puking on my bed. Looks like it was a successful night for us all.
first one here with a pint of chicken lo mein, aspirin, and diet green tea ginger ale, gets a full effort bj the day after tomorrow.
If I was gonna be at your campus for halloween weekend, I'd dress up as the masked horny fairy and give out condoms. I'm so thoughtful.
There is blood on my sheets, we apparently used 8 towels, everything in my shower is knocked down. Wut?
I clipped one of my extensions in his hair to give him a rat tail. What is my life?
The cleaning lady has moved my vibrator twice now so I would say I'm pretty ready to move out.
Have you ever had to act sober and talk to an authority figure in a coconut bra? Because it is just as degrading as you would imagine.
So...I was fapping and during it, I got an Amber Alert notification...that's just bad timing.
If there's one thing I think I could really excel it, it's curating a midlife crisis
I was trying to get nudes from last night and ended up getting a family portrait!
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