Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
somehow in between the body shots the bong hits and trying to convince the 7-11 lady to let me fill up my vodka bottle with cherry slurpee. i misplaced my car.
Wish i knew that 10 minutes ago when i told him to dance with my blackberry while i got another drink
Spaghetti and Car Bombs, good idea or what will end up on the bar in a few minutes?
And don't be too jealous. Drinking alone watching a chick flick and masturbating isn't nearly as glamorous as it sounds
I woke up pulling sunflower seeds out of my vagina. That kind of night.
Bring it all. We will have a potluck of drugs. It will be magical.
You sat there for 20minutes trying to seduce the picture of my dad.
I wish my brain had a "congrats you just defeated the munchies" notification!
Highlight of the night was you walking into the men's room yelling "My husband is diabetic" and crawling under the stall to yell at me.
when the officer asked him if he had been drinking, he just goes, "yeah, you?" then falls onto the table.
I'm afraid I might run into that fat chick that sucked on me in the hospital parking lot while her friend cried in the car next to us, but I may be willing to take that chance.
He peed my bed and tried to say it was just the wine. The red wine. On white sheets. He's not a good liar.
He smells like cinnamon, and what I imagine to be orgasms
I don't fucking know. He perched his parrot on his dick. I left after that.
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