Women are like Alzheimers patiens. You can compliment them a million times in a day, but the next day is always a wash, you have to start all over.
dude she's married.
so? a ring don't cover no holes.
I can't wait. Forget the royal wedding. This is the most anticipated hookup of 2011.
I've decided to be proactive and make a sex playlist on my phone to avoid any awkward moments in my upcoming slutty summer
If a man doesnt have the ability to fuck you well on a small climbing wall, I don't think he deserves you.
You would ignore him even if it wasn't NoManUary. It could be the Winter of a Thousand Dicks and you wouldn't talk to that guy.
The Winter of A Thousand Dicks sounds terrifying!!!
I CAN'T FUCK HIM OUTSIDE. THAT'S FOR PEASANTS. HE'S TOO FAMOUS FOR THAT.
Want to go swimsuit shopping? First one who cries buys ice cream.
Instead of more alcohol, I decided to drink tea. Lets slow clap it out for me
As I read your response saying I need a tan before I can become a go-go dancer, a girl cane up to work and gave me 10 coupons for 100 days of tanning for a dollar.
This is fate. You were destined to be a stripper.
You very well can't change your mind now. It would upset the natural flow of life.
Not sure if creeper guy is too drunk to talk or I'm too high to listen.
I'll explain later but I just had to legally commit to abstinence for the next 4 months
I may or may not have just had sex in the bed of a pick-up at a drive-in movie theater.
Complete and utter failure. 100% unsalvageable. I have not failed so hard at a culinary endeavor in YEARS. MY HONOR IS IMPUGNED I HAVE SHAMED MY HOUSE
We just started our own DARE program: Drugs are really enjoyable.
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