there are some really hot girls on the bus. i want to lips them
She looked like cheddar but tasted like limburger...
let me know it goes. try not to get bit. and if you can, get someone to videotape it.
Seriously? Do you have me saved in your phone as 'check every 3 months to see if she's single yet'?
Exactly how deep of a burn should you have when you pee before becoming legitimately concerned?
after taking her first shot and having her first random hook up she finally feels like she is ready for college
she has no idea
I just ate nachos topless with a fork. Live with meeee
The foreigner finally woke up and the first thing he did was look up a map of the u.s. His destination is to pennsylvania.
I kind of want you to get arrested just so I could frame an avatar mugshot.
is it too much to get a jumbo margarita in a sippy cup right now?
Besides asking our teacher if he enjoyed being fisted did I have any other tragic moments last night?
There is no amount of alcohol that can make me forget I had a Jimmy Kimmel sex dream
I cannot even describe to you the most amazing ass I have ever had the pleasure of seeing walk up the stairs in front of me just now.
I'm about to have a bowl of Advils... without any fucking milk.
Imagine we only get one cock for the rest of your life. I’d pick his dick. That good!
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