This is some kinda fucked up sordid doggy brothel peepshow bullshit.
My boss' voice literally gives me gas
Apparently they shut down a cook out cause people were selling drugsout the drive thru. Nice to be home
I was up until 12:30 making that damned grammar test for my freshmen then I caught myself running through the verb tenses when I was giving him head.
"I have sucked, I will suck, I will have suck, I am sucking..." I've never felt more like a nerdier slut than last night.
When you're about to leave, tell him "bye." At that point, he should say something. If he doesn't say anything, well, our drinks were free and he gets a free make out with yours truly.
What's the point of being healthy if people still don't want to fuck you?
Seriously, in what other class can the final major discussion be what bar you're going to with your prof?
Just saw the stripper pole on the road that we threw out of the party bus last night
My internship group is made up of all freshman. Their enthusiasm for education and social interaction sickens me.
We should drive around in your Jeep on snow days and get stoned while we help random strangers stuck in the snow. So much good karma.
Every now and then I'll meet one who is talented in the art of shower gymnast.
I think we might have a drinking problem when the ASU kids called us crazy
No one made them take a shot with us at the 12 hour mark. That's their bad
I only blacked out one night of three if that isn't fucking personal growth idk what is
Hey, YOU try working out drunk every night! Besides, I think at least one of those bruises is a hickey.
Is there a single word to describe 'the last guy she slept with before meeting her husband'? Cause there should be.
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