just tell him i said nine months
i'm home, then i'll come over
ightttt gangstaaaaaaaaaaaa
nvm.
If there was an emoticon for a sad penis, i would send it to you
he told us the story of how he fought ketchup, mustard, and thomas the train engine all in one night. if that doesn't sound like an acid trip i dont know what does.
Note: footlong is not the password to the subway wi fi network.. p.s- im super high
please remind me not to sleep with group members until after finals week.
just got invited to smoke a bowl by a guy who has a prostetic leg and has been on the jerry springer show multiple times. I love my life right now
... there are chew marks on my license. I have no idea.
He rode my dog to the bathroom and wouldn't stop laughing once he got in. It was scary.
Seriously, come get him. He's not even a person anymore. He's a loud, drunk, cock-blocking wrecking ball.
Omg do you remember last night you kept pointing to your vag asking who wants to play this like a fiddle hahaha
I might have hooked up with a 2003 alumni last night in the basement
Dude you were ten when he graduated
Wahoowaaaaaaa
there's a drunk hobo under the bridge wearing a jester hat and screaming at women
Had sex on your trumpet just an fyi.
WHY THE FUCK DOES RICKY'S BROTHER GET AN ENTIRE POT OF PASTA FOR BEING SHIRTLESS AND ALL I GET IS ARRESTED?!
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