omg. don't know how to spell his name, but hot new zealand guy's dick is magic
He just made me a heart out of cocaine... i think i'm in love
As a matter of fact you told me i fulfilled your "woodshop teacher fantasy"
I'd rather say I'm a whore then admit it's his child. Its that bad.
she left around the point i tried to tie her hair around my dick
Can we put your name for the shipping address for penis ice luge?
As i was blowing him Silent Night came on his iTunes. I said "it isn't christmas" and he moans "yeah it is."
When a best friend shows up on a tricycle with a case a beer and goes "get on loser" you get on, because there is a magical adventure afoot
See? I told you no boy in roller skates could be entirely straight.
How is it medically possible for my urine to smell like espresso
he appreciated my fucking vagina for two hours he can appreciate my honesty
this weekend took five years off my life and what was left of my dignity
I feel like I smell like bad decisions
I assure you, it was not a Porn Hub Bee Movie parody.
That's true. Ask me when I'm not fucked up. Nvm hold on. Btw. Wikipedia dinosaur. It's fascinating
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