oh god the rape fog is back!
this is like her 8th guy since december, is she wasn't frumpy people would call her a whore
We may have a problem that even dr. phil cant solve
He was so drunk that he tried to backflip off a baby chair.. How do you think that ended?
I knew his night was already over when he started marking lines on the bottle and setting goals
We're smoking a joint the size of the average penis right now. I may not survive.
He kept moaning America instead of Erica while fucking me.
It seems like every guy I've hooked up with all end up hanging out together, its like a cult.
No, listening to the fray and drinking a bottle of jack daniels does not count as counseling
I will turn myself into a beacon of get at me bro
What type of condoms do you get ? Oh and do you want a slurpee while I'm here
Do not ever look at a picture of an erect ostrich penis. You will regret it.
did you make it home?
i'm in a room and it looks like mine :)
hahah close nuff if it isnt
Got my period and a UTI on the same day. Fuck you, Sunday.
just found the "let's take a picture before we do these roommates" before picture
thank god there was never an after picture.
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