Just saw my gyno in public. Weird to see her hands outside of my vagina.
yeah, i liked him til i heard he had a sac that could apparently smother my face.
i would give spencer pratt a bj just so i could bite his dick off
he'd just find a way to get more famous from being a eunich.
you want my honest opinion? I'm sure refering to her vagina as the "bat cave" was your first mistake.
how drunk was i? i pretended i was getting a blowjob from a fuckin dolphin in front of my dad. thats how drunk i was.
I cant watch the real world now after jersey shore. its like trying to go back to vagina once uve had anal
At a Jewish lesbian wedding. I stick out like a sore, uncircumcised penis.
I can always make him wear a mask... I'll tell him it's a fetish.
Crumbling up chips, putting them in salsa, eating with spoon. New level of stoner fatassery. Its so genius/delicous i'm not even ashamed
New year means new boundaries for the Brazilian lady.. I'm pretty sure I got wax on my asshole
we found him passed out on the baseball field with two 40oz and wearing a tophat.
Where did he get the tophat?
I know him enough to fuck him but not enough to give him advice.
As long as he continues to be our subleaser and continues to fuck me, I think it's acceptable for me to steal a piece of bread here and there.
I promised to leave my panties on but I didn't promise to not have sex
According to the office gossip the new secretary is “a homewrecking whore”. Think I should spend $27 on a fake wedding ring?
Yes! Want that picture of you and my nephew?
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