Well douche your snatch and let's go!
Did you wake up with "jello shots" stamped on your hand too?
I've decided I'm just gonna keep drinking til the baby bump shows...
Even though he is humpbacked he is really good in bed.
I just remember getting him back by licking the window on his truck.
beeferoni + vodka = puke stuck in braces.
Did they have a limo or was i just stoned?
Haha I will however wear glass and and draw a lightning bolt scar if you want to have sex that way, and that can be the only time you can call me Harry.
I left myself a trail of jello shots, that ended at his door. OR maybe he left me a trail of jello shots at his door. DO I GO IN!?
I may or may not have shit out a layer of my liver after that weekend.
i'm scootering my little heart out so i'm not late for a weed pickup. this is the meaning of adolescence
She asked what it would take for you to fuck her. You drunkenly mumbled, "pepperoni pizza" and then got in the cab by yourself. You were smiling too. It was weird.
You can wear anything you want
So... Naked it is then
i'm drinking soco out of a mickey mouse cup right now. i love it when college and my childhood meet in the middle.
My plan to hit on all your friends went to shit after the 3rd dirty martini.
Randomize