i threw up in a trash can last night at kellys irish times. but in a trash can because i'm a lady
i will never coherently bang her
i feel like pocahontas...the disney character not from real chance of love
she just gave her compliments to the chief, at dennys
So where are we on this whole, you write my paper...i do sexual favors situation?
I had to have my mom pick me up from the party and the windows lock was on so when I went to projectile vomit out the window it wouldn't roll down and it splashed back at my face.
It's not meant to be. I also just shot a turkey baster of gin into Nate's eye, so....
A man and his most likely hooker just bought us Taco Bell.
STONER SAFETY TIP: don't use the driver's side vanity mirror to check how red your eyes are while you're driving. it won't work. trust me.
Wait are we really having an orgy on Tuesday?
Yeah last night got weird fast. No lie, a kid pulled a butt-plug with a tail out of his ass.
The night's not a success unless at least 60% of participants wake up with bite marks on their genitals the next morning.
I don't know what kind of parties you go to, but we should hang out more often.
How ya feelin' champ?
Like a million bucks that was soaked in alcohol.
So what your saying is you dont remember trying to hit a golf ball off my chest with a 9 iron?
just went home with a guy that made fun of me in elementary school. this blow job is not going well for him.
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