Don't forget I'm 20 now
I liked you more when you were 19
Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
i just threw up repeatedly on the entire entire walk down A1A to the pizza place....then on the way back slipped and fell in it
Doing lines and watching a show on hot dogs around the world ... Why do I do this to myself
I woke up in an empty bathtub with the wrong brother
I have whiskey and jager. There's no telling what kind of monster will emerge
I woke up and found a doughnut on our front porch. It's not sketchy though. More like a gift from the gods.
Dang. We need a girls trip ASAP. Preferably in a country who has even lower standards than us on a Friday night.
At this point, if I'm not getting fucked by a man in ONLY cowboy boots, it's not worth it.
I just handed a girl a slice of pizza and she handed me her number. Is this how Vegas hookups normally begin?
Is it bad that I recognize every dick in your dic pic collection?
I just overheard an "I'm going to get your dick so hard" conversation at Costco.
I woke up in the bathtub with money shoved down my pants. I must've done something right.
Just rode a bull topless for a free bar tap for a month
You are not allowed to sing ever again, my ears are still ringing.
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