I made out with a deaf person. Also I've been drunk 11 days in a row now.
We didn't go..parents came home with patron wanting to play drinking games --we asked no questions
I feel kinda awkward using the Sesame Street themed Google to search for hot young pussy...
either my laughing turned him on, or he wanted to shut me up. either way, i dont care. it was amazing.
She makes me want to have breakfast margaritas every day
I actually don't know if I can stand up. I just know better than to try
I'm about to initiate a game of drunk UNO.
Drunk UNO has officially been banned from now until forever.
Either I just got hit on by a 10 year old.girl dressed like a boy or I just got hit on by a midget lesbian. Either way I feel uncomfortable
And I might get them triple pierced after that
Damn, I didn't realize you'd declared war on airport metal detectors
Who wouldn't want a man who can knock a guy out but also loves the bachelor.
It's the best of both worlds
Cleaning my pipe and using the left over resin solution to make THC laced rolling papers and a jar of hash oil/honey for my tea
WE USE THE WHOLE BUFFALO
You're worse than that girl who made out with her cousin at that party
That was you...
She said you told her you were ready to be a dad. We just got back from our purchase of the morning after pill. That took me 2 hours of convincing. No more fucking my sister.
1. Thanks. 2. No.
Well, during the ride home I had to personally apologize to both of her breasts.
Today, this cop risk his life to save me from a sink hole but all I could do is laugh, I was so stoned
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