At an apparent methhead hillbilly bar and was smiling for a pic when one toothless wonder screamed "look at all them teeth"!
i saw like six of her guido cousins in the jersey shore trailer alone. her family is having a dinner party for the premiere tonight.
Ya know, years from now when that kid is old enough, I'll get to regale him with the story of how I was his father's AND uncle's first gay experience.
Its trashy in the best of ways. Like a stripper working to pay for college.
He was carrying a rolled up carpet saying he was saving it for tomorrow's Walk of Fame.
In order of importance: Where am I? Where's my car? Where are my clothes? Who is this chick in the room?
Anne's couch, the bar, your car, Anne.
My ex just sent me a message asking if she could blow me, but only if we get caught by her new bf. If she promises to swallow I'm doing it.
we're meeting twins and drinking tequila. i love life
That basically sounds like the worst party of my life, and I'm including my brother's World of Warcraft themed birthday party.
But I did spend part of my morning scrubbing your cum off my grandmothers piano.
Let's put a bunch of beers in a backpack and shotgun them in a Red Lobster bathroom
Should I be flattered that she mumbled "You're the king of my face" before passing out?
Okay, so is being determined to have my vagina licked by a woman on Valentine's day an acceptable goal?
my mom just came into my room and handed me a news paper article about women on the verge of a drinking problem... i can already tell its not about to be sunday funday
i asked your drunk ass where the fuck you were going and you screamed “WENDY’S BITCH”.
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