He had some BAD nuttage
Nuttage?
It's like cleavage......... but different
so he must've not known that your lastname is Came because everytime someone would say your name he would scream "NO SHE DIDNT" to the whole party. He must've not been too good then either.
They want to listen to Lady Gaga while they puke.
So you walked 4 miles to get home but stopped by the store first to get a vegetable tray? How drunk were you?
I'm buying eyelash glue, salt, and limes. We know how tonight is ending.
Something about a hand job in a car doesn't scream girlfriend
I just puked my brains out on the side of the road (see picture) And I took a picture for our scrapbook! I am always thinking! =) tell me your proud?!
I WAS JUST SITTING HERE BEING SNIFFED BY ODD WOMEN FOR A SOLID 5 MINUTES. My face was a twist of utter fear and confusion...
I'm eating captain crunch out of a cup half full of beer so idk
Would it be appropriate to cancel a hookup to watch the golden globes?
absolutely. tina fey and amy poehler trump everything.
He hasn't responded in 6 hours and the last thing he sent me was a picture of 7 grams of coke. I'm getting kinda worried
With gravity the way it is and your butt clearly being the size of a bus you'd break your hip or something
I would just like to say that I had morning sex today to the Hamilton soundtrack. So.
There's no triumph quite like finally banging your high school boyfriend 6 years later
What color nail polish screams, "Either fuck me or get the hell out of my way"?
Randomize
