Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
How, after 24 years of life, did I manage to revisit breastmilk
He told me he was ok to drive home. Then I found him face-planted in the parking lot.
So Easter dinner for me was at 4:40 this morning where i made Bagel Bites and had a glass of Chardonnay
he's listed in a fb relationship with a girl born in 1993. i'm too drunk to do the math on that one, but i am sober enough to know that's illegal
You are forgiven. I sent you a picture of a pumpkin man as a gesture of reconciliation.
we hotboxed my bathroom. with nine people and two dogs.
You just stood up, raised your glass and said, "I'd like to thank the academy" then fell through a glass table. THAT'S why we cut you off.
"Douchebag of the Year" award goes to the guy who didn't reply to the picture of my tits.
If I ever see that bitch it is going down flavor of love style
Haha! You know I mean that in a positive way. Like, "let them eat cake!" Or in our case, "let them achieve obesity from the two entree plate at Panda Express!"
I'm in his bed with no pants on and he's just eating a sloppy joe
I managed all three standard threesome configurations a female-bodied person can achieve in just under nine years. I want to high-five everyone involved, but I've lost touch with a couple of them
Who loses their virginity to fucking Flo Rida
Sorry I bailed on you yesterday. I was propositioned.
And you don't turn down margaritas and oral.
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