No, a stripper letting you buy her dinner is not the same as a girlfriend.
He came over while I was in the ER and hung pictures of himself around my house.
OH MY GOD MY GRANDMA JUST SHOWED ME HER BOOB OH. MY. GOD.
HE'S EATING THE CONFETTI. STOP HIM NOW.
Have you ever realized how cool bread is? Like so many things taste good on it. Like its crazy to think that peanut butter and turkey can both taste good on the same thing.
If there was a build-a-penis, I would build that penis.
I'm not saying you did or didn't sleep with him but he's has your thong hanging from his ceiling fan
So we became Pizza Strippers- we stripped and asked for slices of pizza in return.
We were just sitting together and this guy walks up to us and says, "you ladies are drinking too slow", puts a 5 dollar bill on the table and just leaves the bar. Helloooo Taco Bell
I touched the butt once. 'Twas an experience with the greatness of legend. So I touched it once more.
Before you started puking your brains out, you took a moment to give me the correct order of the Harry potter series
We were 69ing, but at an angle so we could both still watch Wall-E
so hungover. idk whos house or comp im on
there are LEGIT cum stains on my ceilling. ON THE CEILLING!! you tell me how the relationship was.
I’m excited to finally meet my stalkee and his penis!
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