I'm pretty sure there is a country song about this exact situation
well it doesn't count as a walk of shame if he drops you off at your class in his golf cart
there was a guy who was being paid to stand outside of Abercrombie without a shirt on... normally i would be okay with this but he was 40...
Ive been using palmolive to shower with for he last week, dont tell me about not having money. Im heading to the bar r u going.
shes the only person ive ever met that could make "i don't swallow" sound sexy
I mean, I'm not looking for prince charming. I'm looking for the glass slipper of dicks.
I cannot be this high in this house. This house has so many of my secrets in its walls.
I gave the naked guy in the hotel a pop tart. He stopped crying.
Just introduced myself to a group of people and one dude said "You're Marc!? I've heard many a legend of you." I raised bottle of champagne, said cheers, and drank with them.
Update - might be back in your neighbor's good graces. She liked the framed photo I gave her of me on the tractor with my business out.
I am the Angelina Jolie to his Billy Bob Thorton. We just don't work.
She shows up drunk at 3am for sex and then punches me straight in the eye in the middle of it because "you're too nice."
The only downside to doctor sex is that getting choked with a stethoscope leaves marks.
honestly my period and I are just as surprised to see each other every month
Real life skills section of my resume: blow jobs, food knowledge trivia, sarcasm, mascaera application, sexting, tolerance of rail liquors
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