im drinking this country out of the recession.
I'm sitting here watching a kid lick a basketball- where have i gone wrong in life?
and apparently i was drunk enough to follow up with "I'd let me touch your boobs" ... not my best line.
He always grinds on me and is like "This is awesome because we're both Catholic!"
I'm thinking about that time I was in a trashbag and you spray painted my hair yellow
i dont want to stoop that low. but my dick does.
She greeted me with a new giants jersey and an opening day blowjob. this is true love.
I have been way too involved with your nipples this weekend
She just face-timed her mom and had her watch all of us toast to her grandmas tits..
I have just figured that it takes exactly 2 and a half rums to clean the bathroom..
I didn't ride the struggle bus so much as drive it backwards off a cliff.
I think that "I fucked your little brother" wasn't the best way to introduce yourself.....
If you call getting home safe by sprinting down Spanish Harlem barefoot still rolling then ya I made it
This may have to wait till tomorrow. I smoked so my back wouldn't hurt and I overshot relaxed by like 4 hits casually
So Blakes coming home... so if youre like fingerbanging the shit out of yourself on the kitchen table...wrap it up
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