Cold hands, warm shart.
votre penis est TRES GRAND. i used vous because your penis is SO big
Blood. All over. Pre coke adventure needs to slow down unless I'm involved
it was all good until he screamed "for fraaannnceee" on his last thrust
She fuckin peed on me
Stay golden ponyboy
Life gets in the way of sexy Saturday sometimes
end of the world party next friday. virgin sacrifice. tell me you know someone whos still a virgin
also please imagine me hopping a fence at 3am using two chairs. It was a shit show. K's guy practically ripped her off the top of the fence bc she got semi stuck. It was like watching Disney on Bud Ice.
Is it normal that every guy I hook up with tells me my hair is sexy as it's happening? Like that can't be normal
Drinking wine from a straw at 6:15 in the morning. This is what college does to people.
I don't want to be Eskimo brothers with your dad
Like I'm getting finger banged and my family is making cookies in the kitchen. Talk about terrifying
I'm sure there are thousands getting dick today in the name of independence
I just had sex on my kitchen counter. It's like the American dream
this is gentle reminder #1 not to forget to bring the vibrator when you come
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