Afterall, it is the real San Francisco treat
Thong +tight pants =hungry butt. Not a good look on big women! Walmart sucks.
One of my students just wrote an essay on how ninjas, like drug addicts, must realize they need help before they can get better...I gave it an A+
I rubbed one out into an envelope and mailed it to her. Game point, I win.
I was debating whether her purse was real then I saw her puke in it.
I feel like I spend my weeks apologizing for my weekends.
I cannot believe how calm you were last night about telling Katie she was on fire.
Dude...disintegrating condoms. Think about it. For all the guys that wanna go raw dog but their girls won't let them, and for the girls that wanna get pregnant but their guys don't want a kid. What do you think?
I think you've been hitting the soco too hard again.
i just missed the spain goal because i was puking in the bathroom. damn you open bar.
Needing to keep one leg on the floor during sex so you dont spin should qualify for some kind of drunk award.
We're having chugging races with long island ice tea, I won. To often
There are Vine videos that have lasted longer than he did
I'm trying to puke quietly so i don't ruin my grandma's birthday/my graduation brunch. And you say i need to grow up.
He ate me out for an eternity. Like fell asleep, woke up, and he was still doing it.
i asked her if she was sure that she was ready to do it and she replied with "come at me bro"
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