OMFG BINX FROM HOCUS POCUS IS MCGEE IN NCIS!!!!!!!! most. epic. realization. ever.
I swear god or herbie drove my car home
My own vomit just splashed me in the face. How's your day going
Pissing in la rieve gfox. Jer zsyuis diu drunk but it felt amazunbg
Dans le librearie ivetre. Hjhaha
The guy in the cast riped the tap off the keg and hit steve with it
I thought I walked in on an orgy of smurfs. Man I love shrooms
So my OCD kicked in and I cleaned his kitchen. His roommates were so grateful, they tried to pay me in weed.
YOU ACCEPTED, RIGHT?
It's like, "you literally have no idea who i am but i definitely slept with your brother in your bed."
He is peeing inside and sticking up for himself. Those are two of the four signs of the apocalypse.
I just sold my hat for three car bombs. I call that a win.
Hey, I'm renting a storage locker for the summer to keep all my bondage shit in so my parents don't see it. You wanna split on it for your all your weed shit?
The CEO is puking on the sidewalk and the HR director just offered me coke. Engineers have the best parties
Yes but I said "let's get a dog" not a drunk human so some rules will be established this evening
The only thing he told me before he passed out was that he is from Buffalo and I'm a bitch.
And to be clear I have only watched porn like 3 times at work
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