So apparently last night I was running around columbus circle station screaming that Obama was a pussy and that "waterboarding should always be an option" lol
Tonight I think I'm going to go out with a french braid so I don't wake up with puke hair. Thoughts?
And your mom thought you weren't even thinking about your future... she would be proud
I had to use the resin knife to take the staples out of my tax return forms. Tax returns and a search warrant?
i feel like im paying for every hangover i didnt experience last year as a freshman. thank you sophomore year.
New definition for "rock bottom": Waking up in a puddle of your own puke, missing your fake tooth. Then having to dig through said puddle of puke for aforementioned fake tooth. Think it's time I quit partying so hard.
Is this your way of breaking up with me as my wingman?
Haha, oh man. I'm awake now. Slept in my headdress.
so i might have figured out why that girl isn't talking to me...I'm 90% confident I didn't give her a pillow when she stayed over >.>
doctors was a success... no liver damage and I lost five pounds.. we're celebrating tonight you get the whiskey I'll get the burritos.
the amount of times i have been intoxicated, barefoot, and in a robe at 3 am at the quick check by your house is impressive, especially since i live an hour away
I kinda got drunk and threw my debit card into a bonfire so I don't have any money at the moment lol.
She was from Wisconsin, she had great boobs... I mean... It's a dairy state....
We were watching sports center while I blew him so we could see the football highlights. I missed fall
I just set an alarm for 5 am tomorrow morning titled "Wake and Bake Its Christmas motherfucker"
I was just tongue fucked into oblivion.
I feel like ditching all logic and responsibility and get shit-faced before the week's over. Thoughts?
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