We smoked a joint and talked about his parent's divorce. It was like being fifteen all over again.
A monkey stole my iPod. This was not in the fucking study abroad brochure
He passes out, I smoke his kush. All's fair in love and a disappointing lack of sex.
and she is using the paper towels as a pillow... but you know what? i've done that too.. so u can really tell we are sisters.
I wonder what acid is like for a blind person... Can we find this out?
But first time having sex and he went down on me twice?! I'm gonna marry this guy
I'll make sure to include that in my bridesmaid toast
I broke up with him in the bar & then asked him if he wanted to have a contest to see who gets the most numbers. I say I took that break up well
Where are you? I hear fireworks and you've gone missing. I'm sure that is not coincidence.
I was only out of town for 1 week. His cell records show he texted 63 ex-gfs and hookups while I was gone. And 10 condoms are missing.
Would be in best interest to sanitize the DVDs
My new roommate just announced that she got her period, popped a percoset, smoked a bowl, and started playing a video game. She says she's not moving till it's over. New hero?
just in the smoking shack with my sister cheering on a caterpillar make its cocoon
Let's put a bunch of beers in a backpack and shotgun them in a Red Lobster bathroom
Yeah, we agreed, but I feel like I need at least one more ride on the bonecoaster
Oh Jesus our whore days are numbered
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