: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
if i die, you can have my worn out liver and american apparel deep v's.sell the liver to a chinese restaurant
She said I could do whatever I wanted to her. I pumped for 20 seconds, apologized, rolled over and passed out. I sit directly across from her at work. Awkward?
yeah for some reason your penis didn't fit in my mouth the other day
we're taking shots every time my dog licks his penis. we're on number 8 now.
you should have been aborted.
I miss Bob Barker.
Yeah, more like Douche Carey...
If I was on drugs, this would be amazing
I have a new reason to go to work: I can tell which 3 of my coworkers are sisters just by looking at their butts.
Just downloaded the entire Justin Bieber album sober.. I think you know how I'm doing.
Thanks for the viagra you gave me last night. I ended up getting called in to work to cover a shift. So I had to tell Kayla that I couldn't hang out and I had to try and hide my dick all night while walking serving people food all night.
Just assume that every drink in that house has alcohol in it.
The language barrier was annoying .... So we just had sex. That is how you deal with not being able to chat isn't it???
you told me I was being patronizing because I didn't want you to run barefoot across a construction site
Whiskey. Because sometimes it's fun to have your hands go numb.
Omg the sex was so good my ears popped. Thank god too. Cause then I didn't have to hear him going on and on about his dumbass feelings. It's called a booty call bitch.
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