He’s a liberal pot smoker and perfect for me. He invented a game where we have to smoke a joint every time you hear a Middle Eastern accent on NPR.
all ten of us were sitting in his room with the lights off and staring at his colorful moving screensaver for two hours. That high.
she's sitting here naked with heels and a taco.
We lit firecrackers from NYE in the fireplace and he was so passed out that he slept through it.
It's just my hair. It brings natural happiness. Like goldfish, big boobs, and milkshakes.
I threw up in a Buffalo Wild Wings and then got a high-five. I really don't understand America
Yeah that doesn't involve enough booze, count me out
Been trying to fuck him since december. Finally got him into bed and he was uncircumcised. Why do bad things happen to good people?
this is the first time in over a year I had a pregnancy scare and actually would have known who the father was. I guess this is what adulthood feels like.
Kid got so high from the brownies he forgot his own name. Welcome to college.
Trying to figure out why my back is hurting. And then I remember I got fucked up against a tree last night
Yeah just pls explain the dishes and the dildo. I don't want to lose my job over a dick in the cooler.
I told him I wanted to get on him and ride him to Montana. It didnt end like i thought it would.
I've seen your dick too many times for both of us to be straight.
I stared at his dick and then told him to get on his knees
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