Dude i just saw JT leaving the hospital. He drove there to get fluids because he was too drunk, so they hooked him up to an IV so he didn't get alcohol poisoning. Did I mention he drove there? Oh yea and our roommates in the hospital with alcohol poisoning, she just puked up coal. So many ppl are here, it's like a hospital party, I love spring quarter!
Funny thing- my attraction to each one is inversely proportional to his level of availability.
Pre-St Patricks Day Log: Threw up across a 14ft radius, this is why the irish dont drink tequila
about to tell this girl that sh'es my teenage dream. you have 15.358s to stop me.
I know it's not standard practice to meet the couple you donate to, but i'm curious as to what kind of people saw my picture and said, we want that girl's eggs
His daughter is our waitress. I left her a ten dollar 'I'm sorry I'm a whore and fucked your dad' tip...
I punched some guy in the face for being an asshole then later I went to say sorry and give him a hug and he started making out with me. How was your new years?
Cassie is wearing a baseball cap. This rebound is going nowhere
Hahah. They reconnected again?
Like with his penis I guess
I chugged that bitch with a dip in.
You somehow managed to be a man whilst drinking a Mike's Hard. I commend you.
Woke up on the couch with one cowboy boot on and a hat over my crotch. God bless texas.
I'm shopping for Mother's Day cards while waiting for my herpes medication. What is life.
It all started with a game of naked twister.
its a recording of you guys having sex?!
its actually 30 minutes of him begging and then 2 minutes of sex.
You did an excessive amount of blow and then screamed "WHO THE FUCK NEEDS A LADDER?!" And then Mario style wall-jumped onto the roof. It was one of the most impressive things I've ever seen.
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