we just decided that lesbian tuesdays are a must, as of tomorrow.
She is a fish and this place is a barrel. I can play this game.
Intervention is following me on twitter.
wow.
Do you ever wonder how many people have prayed for you to be a better person?
Come over we're drinking with orange soda as a chaser to honor 90s nick kenan and kel.
since when did our medecine drawer and our sex drawer become the same drawer? we now have lube covered cough drops.
Dude, you sent that text at 9:44 AM. Who thinks of drugs that early?
Operation "Inform her family she stars in a sadistic lesbian porn film" is in full effect. She picked the wrong guy to cheat on.
him being a republican bothers me way more than his coke problem.
we were sitting in the kitchen and you kept biting my shoulder saying "itll all be over soon"
So I saw her today...and it was weird...she is just like not pregnant anymore.
Dude...how high are you? of course she isnt pregnant anymore...thats what happens when you give birth
At one point she whispered in my ear "I overdrew my bank account today" but besides that it was an awesome lap dance
I can't believe he's mad at you for not remembering your fake anniversary.
it's a rainbow of FUCK YOU
what the fuck is wrong with you
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