you keep denying me to hang out, should i take a hint?
you keep asking me after midnight, should i take a hint?
Note: fake nails and fingering anus.... Not a good idea
there were at least 5 of us standing around the bathroom stall cheering you on to throw up.
oh my god. i just found my camera... on top of the bush outside of my house. never let me drink everclear again
You hit on the cop telling him you were celebrating the anniversary of your 21st birthday and ur boob job... That's how he got ur #
ah tequila...
Did he make you just lay your head next to his cock and talk to it again?
See this is why people shouldn't jump into marriage. See what type of drunk you're engaged to first.
we're driving around with this really dirty (unclean and inappropriate) 60 year old ex-san quintin con named old skool d that my brother knows and hes bringing us to get weed. what is montana?
sick fucks of a feather flock together
Im going..... Drinking all day and hand jobs from 18yr old emo rich girls that are just trying to get back at mom and dad for being to protective...SOLD
He told me I was his first American. I feel like I should've brought a flag to plant on him.
Your brother slept on my deck. There was a key under the mat. Relapse party success.
My roommate told me he found me naked in the shower puking and when he asked why I was naked I said "you can't wear clothes in a shower"
Can't beat it when the local bar sends you off with a loaf of bread on the way out the door.
Actually we have similar relationship styles aka no relationship... it could work
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