"The real world" DC house is on the corner of 20th and S. Wanna come with to check it out? It's my goal to be a blurred out face in their hot tub.
walk of shame with early morning football tailgaters. niice.
SO stoned. Sitting in just a thong in front of a fan. NO work for a WEEK! Life is good :)
I'm having a chugging contest on the streetcar. The driver is judging.
Plus someone just passed me a joint through the window. BEST STREETCAR RIDE EVER
So my game is weak??
If your game is "Lets have sex, and maybe pizza" then yes.
i lost virginity while listening to candy shop. something in my life has finally gone right.
for the record, graham crackers won't get the taste of cock out of your mouth. also we're out of graham crackers
totally worth getting kicked out for trying to throw my drink on lindsay lohans ankle bracelet.
Well, thats the first guy to go to jail because of my vagina
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And i'll likely end up sleeping in a bush wrapped up in my poncho
His grandpa picked him up. Brought him to the house. And made him clean the puke off the driveway with a broom and a bucket of water.
I'm using my ex bfs phone number to look up his Kroger card so I can get a discount on condoms...yep this is my life
how come you came home with "Amanda owns this" written on your forhead
Im bringing my light up rubber ducky just in case we end up at a rave tonight. HE CHANGES COLOR!
Yup we found her. The bouncer was carrying her out
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