Look at my ENTIRE past
Highly public sexual behavior gross mismanagement of funds socially unaccpetable and radical speech and thought
Might as well have a blog about it at this point
How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
Me and my dog bond so much when im high.
Turning 21 on Saint Patty's day. I like to think this is what my alcoholic ancestors have prepared me for
I'm pretty sure this isn't my phone, but I do like these nude pics
All you kept saying was "my dick ALWAYS causes problems".
I've never had a better reason to do blow of a Pittsburgh strippers ass than to try and keep pace with my dad.
Peeing in public by noon, this is not a good indicator for the day.
That's terrible. At least give it a creative name like muff mobile.
mallory made a planned parenthood decision maker flow chart again.
"Douchebag of the Year" award goes to the guy who didn't reply to the picture of my tits.
yeah, I'm getting gagged by the cock of fate
So what if I got a tattoo on a bus, it was sterile.
Idk what's happening right now but im wearing a tutu and pissed as fuck.
Rough birthday weekend. Eating McDonalds in the shower and used a fifth of sky as a pillow last night
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