just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
hey in girl talk does "want to come over tonight and have some beers with me?" mean i want wiener?
Duck Duck Cougar?
She's NOT homeless...she graduated early.
I feel so much closer to you now that I heard your poop splash into the toilet.
I'm taking her home. She just told a 90 yo woman in a packers hat to "suck her cock".
Does the blue bra belong to your sister or cousin?
HE HAS A CHODE. LIFE IS NOT GOING TO BE EASY FOR HIM.
I just bid on a $9000 car because I think its my ex-girlfriends. Yes I wanna hit that again.
Sitting on the curb by new england comics with a weeping drunk girl who's eating french fries saying she'll never be as successful as her sister the hand model. She's scaring the nerds.
I was trying to fart in my sleep in the hopes that he would leave
You know if we weren't hooking up I think we'd actually be friends
This is what we get for finishing a whole box of Franzia by ourselves
I want to buy weed from this guy on Tinder but I'm not sure I should trust him...but it's free delivery
The closest thing I've had to an orgasm lately is sneezing nonstop from fucking allergies.
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