Just found 50 pesos and a coke spoon in my dads old shit. Gotta love the 70s
Question: Would it be wrong to just fuck both of them and decide who to date one performance of their cocks?
So the bros are yelling at another bro to get that dildo off the roof. And there is indeed a dildo looking object on the roof.
She actually pushed her roomie out of the way and said 'You already fucked him it's my turn!'
Pencil dick carries the name proudly.
Drunk logic "let's go outside in front of the bar to get sick"
I found a video on my phone from last night... You got up on the table at McDonald's and screamed BURRITOOO!
FYI the blow job was for papa johns pizza
I regret 8000% nothing
I washed my sheets. I did out of respect for my previous and current sexual partners.
I do not love him. There is no love. Only sex and meatloaf.
Who the fuck stole my fridge again
It was like sex on an active volcano surrounded by the night sky and bloodhounds. And by that I mean it was nice.
I just realized I'm having shark week, during shark week.
I am beginning to doubt your commitment to my making poor choices tonight
Tell me that I didn't just get ash in my Russian and just mix it TF in bc who cares and life has no meaning.
Randomize
