how do you spell 'special'? like slow?
S P E L L C H E C K
No you dumbass thats not right
Sorry, I don't speak sober.
Blew in her face. She is Pissed. Yahtzee. As she brushes her teeth.
Yeah, I have to wait a few months then take a sample in, I asked the doctor if the sample could be wiped off my wife's back...i told her he said face only.
Would it be cruel if i sold xanax instead of adderall to freshman unfamiliar to the drug-taking profession?
Right now I can't do anything that will ban me from donating plasma. That is a legit source of income for me.
yeah we were the ones eating jello shots out of the back of a jeep in the bar parking lot
Just had flashback to me showering u with stir fry as u rythed on the floor
Also adulthood=replacing meals with bourbon. And not getting your hair caught in a fan.
Awkwardly walking by your fuck buddy and waving a casual hi in his direction like nothing has happened is probably the best thing in my life
You chest bumped everyone we walked by on the way home... Even girls
Walk of shame: Easter Edition. He is risen.
You only have to pretend to care about soccer until July. HE'S PRETTY DONT RUIN THIS.
Long story short I shit on a sidewalk while walking with multiple people. Then sprinted around the streets of Tallahassee in only gym shorts as I tore my toga off and wore it as a cape.
He said he broke his back in 3 spots & my first thought was "there goes my booty call".
Did u have a 2nd thought
I need a new booty call.
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