i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
I texted her sayin "I gotta brush my teethn then Im omw" maybe hint to do the same
you did pass out in the elevator last night, so it could be motion sickness
what date should I let him know how fucked up I am?
please stop yelling "ITS NARNIAAAAAAAAA" out of our window at the lone person walking home in the snow
he kept yelling THIS ISNT AMATEUR HOUR
Just because I tried to backhand you with a fist full of cash does not make me violent
You're such an expert partier. I feel like 22-year-old recent graduates should have to intern with you.
I'm a pro at the other 9-5
probably one of the worst weekends ever... i got peed on by his sleepwalking roommate.
Oh yes there is. Now I'm the sad one. Please organize my life. And I will demoralize yours.
they asked me about my neuroscience major and I said 'the brain is the outer space of the body' and passed out. it appears my ivy league education is not going to waste
Just wanted to share my unfortunate vagina news in the hopes that it would make your vagina feel better about itself.
I AM STRANGELY AROUSED BY THIS UNEXPECTED DEVELOPMENT AND I AM COMPLETELY OK WITH THIS.
I REALLY NEED TO STOP CELEBRATING THAT FUCKING HOLIDAY
Few clarical questions about last night: 1. How did we get home? 2. Am I wearing your underwear? 3. Where is Andrea? 4. Guy with nose ring last night hot?
1. You tried hitch hiking "like a pro" and flashed cars while sticking out your thumb until I called Michael. 2. I don't know but probably. 3. Who is Andrea? 4. Hot.
Randomize
