Trust me, I wear more condoms than socks. I wouldn't risk infecting my cock. It's my livelyhood.
I wish there was an iPhone app to help you with your shitty personality.
fine then we can just have courtesy sex i definetly won't like it
I dreamt I won the Huge Cock Championship last night. It was glorious.
Don't tell me wow. Tell me this is normal for college and in no way am I a whore.
Give me the approximate price and I'll give you the equivalence in blowjobs.
I always give him head in random places, it's a guessing game for his cock.
he definitely had sex before you were fully potty trained.
Just had such a rough shit, don't stop believin had to be played
You fell out of your barstool, I tried to help you but you said if I got any closer I'd be drinking my meals through a straw, So there you sat.
You did this to me with your delicious pizza and moonshine.
I'll forgive you once we're drunk again by noon.
she wanted me to tie her up with my playstation charger cord. i kept on hoping she wasn't a squirter. those cords r expensive. could have def been a Sony commercial tho
It's only just- an eye for an eye, a tooth for a tooth, a nude for a nude
Ugh I realized he only responds to my snaps when I’m eating a popsicle
Why are male brains so small?
All I want is to get shitfaced and fuck random strangers is that really to much to ask?
Randomize
