it looked like a condom graveyard when i woke up. they were everywhere
I made out with the bride. You tell me how my night was
Two people in the coffee shop I'm at are on a date and talking about how acid has affected them and the girl just mentioned meth. Fuck studying, this just got interesting.
Without me, you would never be able to say you partied with a midget!
She still cant shoot whiskey?
Im having serious doubts about this relationship
She's the drunk girl with the air-horn and sunflower seeds.
I can pinpoint my loss of innocence as the moment I started masturbating with my teddy bears
I think I broke my hip playing drunk ping pong
Do you still speak french? one of two girls I woke up with only speaks french...
No, supporting your unemployed boyfriend IS NOT what credit cards are for.
Is it weird that I'm looking up pubic hairstyles?
I'm still, like... really stoked about not having any STDs
No he reached for my hand at the beach. I pretended to be a seagull.
I guess I called her at 2am, demanding that she bring us food. She told us to order pizza, and I yelled "DON'T MENTION PIZZA!" I recall nothing.
My brain is like a TV with 10 channels, 9 of them are static and the other one just plays that one Nagito Komaeda edit on loop 24/7
Randomize
