My ass is singing 4 different tunes right about now... Taco Bell was a bad idea!
That level of neurosis does not find love outside of Grey's Anatomy.
frozen peaches as icecubes. vodka Sundays just got wayyyy better
So my retainer doesn't fit, so i'm getting drunk so i can put it back in. Alone.
You would...
Edward fifth and chaser hands
I walked in on her just letting her nose bleed into her friend's hands
it was not a walk of shame, it was a ferry ride of shame, and i'm not ashamed, so technically it was just an early morning ferry ride. wearing yesterday's clothing
and semen
I vaguely remember chanting "USA" at the pool when we were talking to the Frenchies.
We were pointing at fat people and chanting USA.
I understand where he's coming from but I don't want this alcohol to revolve around relationship
Wait
We were all definitely blackout with drunk goggles on, even though you and Amanda were the only ones dressed up as it.
Maybe her vagina is like a vacuum
I can't decide if that would be a good or bad thing. I'm leaning toward good
Do you have any pix of it limp? I wanna see the metamorphosis, like a cock caterpillar turning into a giant beautiful cock butterfly!
yea I went to the store high again.. I think we're having pie for dinner.
I got in an argument over whether or not I'm a slut. I argued yes.
You asked him if he would have sex with you under the dinosaur. He declined and then you started crying, blaming the sand.
Randomize
