and thats when i went through the window and a shard of glass got stuck in my ass. the doctor said it was the best injury hed seen all month. i am a champion of life.
he made me stop in the middle of the blowjob to turn the tv towrds him. i then proceeded when he stopped me again to get him the remote. fuck me.
So J keeps drinking his last bit of drink, then spitting it out and drinks it again. Savor the flavor?
do you think there was ever a doctor who smelled his finger after giving a prostate exam?
winter break is gonna be like a weird mixture of rehab fat camp and holiday cheer.
There comes a time in a man's life when he's almost thirty he just needs to stop watching Degrassi. This is that time.
Every once in a while you'd chuckle to yourself, and when I asked you what's so funny u replied "sometimes my toes tickle eachother"
He only talks to me during the summer and it's probably because I let him fuck me in my pool last year.
If I was 5 years younger and single...
She STILL wouldn't fuck you.
She shit all over my seat. She is not allowed in my car under any circumstances. Not even with drugs. You can't forgive a shit.
As he was going down on me, I looked over his shoulder and said "ohh a Christian mingle commercial is on"
my new years resolution to eat more toast and mastrubate more often is going well so far.
Dry heaving on campus is my new low. Also, go pats
Wait, how many people just saw my dick?
I just wanna know if were done hooking up so I know of that condom he left in my top drawer is fair game
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